This mornings awkward conversation....

Scene: At the potty

Gaius "Let's pee mom - c'mon!"
Me "I can't pee standing up, sweetie. Mommy doesn't have a penis - I have to pee sitting down."
Gaius "You don't have a penis? Let me see in your pants!"
Me "No - that's mommies private area. Boys have penis' and girls don't"
Gaius "You don't have a penis - only a body?"

I ignore this comment.

Gaius pees. "You're turn mom!"

I sit down and start peeing.

Gaius "See - I told you you have a penis!"

Oh boy.