Scene: At the potty
Gaius "Let's pee mom - c'mon!"
Me "I can't pee standing up, sweetie. Mommy doesn't have a penis - I have to pee sitting down."
Gaius "You don't have a penis? Let me see in your pants!"
Me "No - that's mommies private area. Boys have penis' and girls don't"
Gaius "You don't have a penis - only a body?"
I ignore this comment.
Gaius pees. "You're turn mom!"
I sit down and start peeing.
Gaius "See - I told you you have a penis!"
Oh boy.
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Thats hilarious!! hahaha you guys make me want to have little ones, but alas college comes first
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